

“There’s a reason I’m known as the Spice Overlord, munchkin. “Show off.” You grumbled in response, and Capsaicin laughed once he put the bowl back down. He tossed the spoon aside, lifting it up into the air with his head tilted back and literally chugging the chili.

“Aww, no? Guess this means I win.” Capsaicin determined with a look of pride, before reaching over and grabbing your bowl. You had only taken a bite of it and it had completely lit up your mouth- you had even chugged the glass of milk you had prepared in case things went this far. You groaned, pushing your own serving away from you. The two of you had literally just gotten this serving a minute ago. In front of him sat an already empty bowl. You glanced over, seeing a smirk lacing the demon-like cookie’s features as he watched you. Capsaicin was perfectly fine with it, even quite happy. It started out as just a simple chili, nothing too spicy in it, but it had evolved as far as putting a bunch of hot peppers and paprika into the mixture.

Not to mention that fact that Capsaicin’s appetite was rarely ever rivaled- and boy could he scarf it down. Maybe it was a bad idea to challenge the cookie literally based on the hottest substance known to a chili-eating competition. Okay, maybe not on fire, but certainly close. Hope I portrayed him correctly hhh I tried I wanted to do some practice with oneshots and also write for Capsaicin so yeah, enjoy! Have a short little one shot I wanted to write of reader challenging Capsaicin to a spicy chili eating competition because ig they had a death wish or something
